The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to see the past.

The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to read this.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!