- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to control yourself

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to fart rainbows

the ability to blow yourself

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

the power to morph into yourself

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to have no superpower

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

Pointless Super Powers