The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!