The power to take edible shits.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

To shit bricks.

The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

The power to have an ability.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to have a V8

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!