The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to get sick

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!