- Pointless Super Powers

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

+97

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

+95

The power to see other peoples dreams.

+95

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

+95

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

+93

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

+93

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to smell whore

the power to morph into yourself

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to die when you get old

The power to have no superpower