The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to swim on land.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!