The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!