The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!