- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to take edible shits.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to half transform to something.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to walk through air.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

Pointless Super Powers