The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!