- Pointless Super Powers

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

A good Kisser

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Nope. Just nope.

The power to survive at absolute zero

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The ability to die on command.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to break bones at will.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to not care.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to plank

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!