The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to display emotions at will

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!