the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to die from darting too hard

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!