- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

the power to write on cellophane

The power to die.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to be a gamer

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

Pointless Super Powers