The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

the power to fail at life

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The Power to Die if you are dead

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to ejaculate napalm

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to make coma patients bark.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to moves in slow motion.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the power of the succulent game

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!