The power to fly when your in an airplane

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to be powerless.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

The power to make coma patients bark.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to moves in slow motion.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the power of the succulent game

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

i love to make shit brix

To have the power to breathe

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!