The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to die on the spot

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to waste money

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!