The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The Power to Power

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the power to turn into a tree

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!