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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.
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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.
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The power to make yourself forget your life
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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.
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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.
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the power to half transform to something.
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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders
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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it
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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back
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The power to see via toe nails
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The power to think of food
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The power to be never need to use the bathroom
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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.
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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.
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The power to see through glass doors.
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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.
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The power to be a gamer
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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.
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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers
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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot
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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.
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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents
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The power of even having a pointless superpower.
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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!