- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to be normal and average

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to know when a politician is lying

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

Pointless Super Powers