The power to get laid by your right hand.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!