- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to shrink boobs

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The ability to smell colors

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

the ability to glow in the light.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the power to become translucent

The power to break a Nokia

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

Pointless Super Powers