- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to become black!

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to run at 0.5mph

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to understand irony.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

All of aquaman's powers.

Pointless Super Powers