- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

the ability to un-dank any meme

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to climb up fallen trees

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to not be funny

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power to summon a massive midget

Pointless Super Powers