The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to not exercise.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to fold paper seven times

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lol

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!