- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to smell whore

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

Liam Brudenell

The power to die at will

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to give the wrong directions

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

Pointless Super Powers