- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to like charlie

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to animate condiments

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

the power to get sick

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

Pointless Super Powers