The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to die.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!