- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to fall without screaming.

the power to eat people :D

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Pointless Super Powers