the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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make youself dumb

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to swim in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!