The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to like this power

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to take edible shits.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!