The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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To shit bricks.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!