The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to die on command.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to see oxygen.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power... to move you.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to hear in the dark.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!