BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!