- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to fall without screaming.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

the power to be forever alone

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to make money disappear.

The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

Pointless Super Powers