The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!