The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to see through air

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to be powerless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!