The power to see the past.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to have a V8

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to fly but only in your room

To be able to generate cancer at will

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to poo without wiping.

Power to instantly turn drunk

The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!