whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to smell water.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to die on the spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!