- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

the ability to post here

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

The power to see through air

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to divide by zero

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to get hurt without a break.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

Pointless Super Powers