The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!