The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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boo

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to die.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!