The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The Power to Power

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be normal and average

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power to fart through your mouth

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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the ability to die on command

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!