The power to never finish what you sta...

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to get married

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to plank

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!