The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be powerless

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power of self mind control

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!