The power to be super jewish

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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make youself dumb

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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boo

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!