The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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I'm a giant di

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Nope. Just nope.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to break bones at will.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to not care.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!