The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!