The power to read this.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!