the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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power to fart through your mouth

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!