The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to control dairy products

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!