- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The power.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

Being only half invisible.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to smell whore

Pointless Super Powers