hello

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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yo mama

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!