The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to like any show

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!