The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to die at will

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The power of 12% levetation

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to get arrested

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to read terms and conditions

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!