- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The ability to read your own mind

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to see the past.

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

Pointless Super Powers