- Pointless Super Powers

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

the power to be powerless

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The power to jump face first

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

The power to fly when your in an airplane

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

the power to dislike this power

The power to pee while standing up

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to fart on a plane.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!