- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to smell through your arse.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The ability to sweat poop.

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to not care.

Pointless Super Powers