The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to die.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!