what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to die early.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!