The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to not care.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to plank

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to control dairy products

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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the power to animate condiments

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the power to turn retarted

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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boo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!