The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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To have the power to breathe

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to be powerless

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!