- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to have gravity.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to shrink boobs

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The ability to smell colors

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

Pointless Super Powers