Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!