- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

the power of the succulent game

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to like this post

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to not have any power at all

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Pointless Super Powers