- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

being allergic to dairy and soy

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to be an idiot.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

to zap people but only yourself

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to never be old but died at young age

Pointless Super Powers