- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get arrested

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to not have a superpower

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to turn any object into food

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

Justin Bieber

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

the power to see the present

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The ability to pee while standing up for men

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

Pointless Super Powers