The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to fail a test everytime

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to not do it.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!