to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!