The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!