The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!