The power to burn the sun.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to swim in water.

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the power to fail at life

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!