The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to die.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!