The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to get married

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to breath at will.

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hello

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power to age faster

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!