The power to die when you get old

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to divide by zero

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!