Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!