the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!