The power of exploding when you think.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!