the power to change people socks on command

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!