- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to talk in Wingdings.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to be an idiot.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Being a freemason

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to lock open doors

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Pointless Super Powers