power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to die early.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the ability to post here

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!